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My Grandad has got Parkinson's...

He can't stop interviewing people. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fishy in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 800.2


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I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...bad day to wear sandals. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Kerberos in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 507.6




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I heard Michael J Fox took up playing golf. He wasn't that good, but at least he gave it a shake. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by poosmellsyucky in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 499.6


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In a bar, what's best: Alzheimer's or Parkinson's?

Alzheimer's, because it's better if you forget to pay for the beer than to spill it all over the floor. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 468.4


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If I had Parkinson's, I would glue my hand to my cock. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ragoo in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 422.6


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This American came into my butcher's shop today. "Got any beef jerky?"

"Yes, I've got plenty of beef, but I'm not serving you, you fat cunt!" I replied

No one takes the piss out of my Parkinson's. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 4lanes2heads in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 381.2


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I can't wait to get the motion sensing camera for the Xbox360.
My Nan's got Parkinson's and I bet she'll be fucking awesome at Track & Field. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by corgi74 in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 361.2


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Whenever my uncle tries to squeeze into a tight gap left between two parked cars, he starts to shake uncontrollably.

I think he suffers from parking zones disease. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by EdgarBriggs in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 316.8


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They say that laughter is the best medicine.

My grandad has got Parkinson's disease and we've been laughing at him for months and he hasn't got any better.

So much for that theory. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wellayechickenpie in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 249.6


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Michael J. Fox is reportedly so distraught at the death of Michael Jackson that he's shaking uncontrollably. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mancubus in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 227.4



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