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What's the difference between consensual sex and rape?

No, seriously - its not a joke. I'm asking for your help. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Jokaaar in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 457.6


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Ladies, look on the bright side. Being raped burns more calories than regular sex! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by leechy in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 344.2




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Her satin smooth wrists strain against your strong hands.
Her hot breath glistens in the cold night air.
The lace of her knickers brushes against your thigh sending shivers up your spine.
Her passionate screams break the silence of a winters evening.

This isn't just rape.
This is M & S rape. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Poopypants in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 313.8


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Today, while working my job as a policeman I had to interview a rape victim, it was one of the hardest things I have ever done.
She almost recognised me! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JMlols in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 209.4


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I have just changed my name by deed poll to 'Help'.

That way women can scream my name when I rape them. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cuntballs in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 194


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I raped a woman about an hour ago & she enjoyed it so much.

I know you don't believe me but she wants sex again tonight.

She took my address & promised to be round soon.

Actually she's walking down my drive now, better go. The kinky bitch has only dressed up in a police uniform.
Can't wait, laters... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cuntballs in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 165.6


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"All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies. Now put your hands up..."
It would appear that Beyonce uses the same rape technique as me! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by hongkonglouie in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 144.4


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I do my best to keep my wife in work through the recession.

She's a rape counsellor. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Tinpotbob in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 77


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Tickle her while you fuck

It's not rape if she's laughing 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ashley1415 in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 63.2


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I was round my mate's house the other day and he decided to tell me a joke. He said, "My spidey senses are tingling; somthing bad is gonna happen." He then made a farting noise.

Fucking hilarious. Little did he know that 5 minutes later I'd be raping his sister. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by F0RDI3 in Sex and shit - Rape Counselling - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 52.4



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