Jokes under Sex and shit > Fancy Dress

A nun rushes onto a bus and confronts the bus-driver.

"Mr Bus-driver, I need your assistance as I've just been diagnosed with stage 4 Leukaemia. I only have till the end of the day to live and I do not want to die a virgin, but I do not want to desecrate my temple so it will have to be anal sex. Will you have anal sex with me?"

The bus driver ponders for a second and agrees.

"Before we start," interrupts the nun, "you need to [...]

A nun rushes onto a bus and confronts the bus-driver.

"Mr Bus-driver, I need your assistance as I've just been diagnosed with stage 4 Leukaemia. I only have till the end of the day to live and I do not want to die a virgin, but I do not want to desecrate my temple so it will have to be anal sex. Will you have anal sex with me?"

The bus driver ponders for a second and agrees.

"Before we start," interrupts the nun, "you need to promise me that you are not married and have children for that is a sin."

The bus-driver assures her that he is single, so after his shift he meets up with the nun and he starts shagging her.

Midway through he says, "I'm sorry sister, I am married, I lied."

"Don't worry, I'm going to a fancy dress, by the way my names Barry!"

A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes.

That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a Superman costume. Shouting, he says to his wife, "What the fuck is this? When have you ever seen a black Superman?"

The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a Batman costume and he shouts, "You fucking mad woman. Whe [...]

A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes.

That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a Superman costume. Shouting, he says to his wife, "What the fuck is this? When have you ever seen a black Superman?"

The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a Batman costume and he shouts, "You fucking mad woman. When have you seen a black Batman? Go and change it for something better."

The wife is now very annoyed. She returns the costume and buys various things. On the bed she places three white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole. When the husband returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to his wife, "What's this?"

The wife responds, "It's so that you can choose your costume. If you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body, you can go as a Domino. If you don't like that, you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit. If you're still not happy, you can stick the pole up you're arse and go as a Magnum!"