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I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler.
Everyone thought it was hilarious.
Until they found three dead Jews in the cloakroom.
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jam jar on his cock.
Someone asked him, "What are you dressed as?"
He replied, "A fireman, you smash the glass, pull the knob and I'll come as fast as I can!"
|I like to walk through the burns unit at Halloween and compliment everyone on their Freddy Krueger costumes.|
I texted my wife,"I've got a bit of a cold"
She text back, "Do you want me to dress up as a nurse? X"
I thought to myself, "There she goes again, a complete over-reaction"
This morning, a hot woman in a nurse's uniform said to me, "Let's try it up the arse."
Unfortunately, she really was a nurse and she was taking my temperature.
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