Jokes under Other > Exercise
|
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it. |
 
   |
| When you stop and think about them, treadmills are fucking dangerous. |
|
Joke
submitted by MICK THE MAG, originally by luckyshirt - Twitter in Other - Exercise - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 726.6
|
I have finally figured out why the missus is so fat: the shampoo she uses in the shower, that runs down her body, clearly says, "for extra volume and body." I'm going to recommend she uses dishwashing soap instead; it says, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." |
|
|
Was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead. |
|
| I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button. |
|
|
If you think you aren't creative... Buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it. |
|
|
I never realised how out of shape my wife was til I got her a Wii Fit. After five minutes she was huffing and puffing, all red-faced and sweating like a pig. Eventually she managed to get her fat arse off the settee and switch it on. |
|
|
A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with tits. It doesn't count. |
|
Joke
by Pandabear88 in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 117
| Treadmills get you nowhere. |
|
Joke
by savagebutchery in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 95.8
| I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm there. |
|
Joke
submitted by M_devast8, originally by Jim Gaffigan in Other - Exercise - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 92
Page load time: 0.18s (Startup: 0.04s, Controller: 0.13s, Template: 0.02s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013
