Jokes under Celebrities > Naomi Campbell
In the news today "Cadbury apologises to Naomi Campbell over 'racist' ad"
Do they mean the one with the gorilla playing the drums?
I was arrested yesterday for assaulting Naomi Campbell in a D.I.Y. store.
I only went in to get a Black and Decker.
|The media are focusing on the Naomi Campbell scandal as it is easier than reporting on every story of a black person stealing or lying.|
|Naomi Campbell has told courts that she was given "dirty stones" during hearings over blood diamonds. If she comes out of this clean, when I'm up at court for shagging a baby I'm just going to calmly state: "I thought it was a potato."|
|El Hadji Diouf might have wore a wig and changed his name to Naomi whilst giving evidence against Charles Taylor but he's not fooling me.|
|After the success of Inception, Leonardo Di Caprio is to star in Blood Diamond 2, along with Naomi Campbell....|
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