Jokes under Other > Art
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My mate hung himself in a modern art gallery. It was three weeks before anyone noticed. |
 
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I visited the Louvre art gallery in France last week. I asked if it was okay to take a picture and they said it was. I must say, the Mona Lisa looks pretty damn good on my living room wall. |
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| At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table? |
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by isaacjcksn in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 501.6
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I've developed a foolproof technique any of you can use to sculpt a model of an elephant. 1. Get a huge block of marble. 2. Chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant. |
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To me, modern art is a lot like oral sex. My six-year-old daughter could do it. |
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by lee999 in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 314.8
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As a painter, I'm proud to say some of my work can be seen in the National Gallery. I did the skirting boards. |
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Salvador Dali walks into a fish and orders a pint of stamps. The barman says, "Why the bicycle wheel?" |
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"Float like an octopus, sting like a clock." - Muhammad Dali |
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submitted by Methuselah, originally by Twitter @serafinowic in Other - Art (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 95.6
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What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? The both used their brains to paint a ceiling. |
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by db1981 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 70.6
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I think I have a photographic memory... ...All the people in my head have red eyes. |
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