Jokes under Other > Science
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My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that? |
 
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Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. |
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Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead. |
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I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na'. Lucky bastard. |
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I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you The more you have the longer you live |
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by caramelgodess22 in Events - Birthday (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 901.8
| Why are our scientists trying to cure cancer and save cunts like Andrew Lloyd Webber when they should be genetically modifying animals into Pokémon? |
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| My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof. |
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Two scientists walk into a bar, and decide to have a drinking contest. The first walks up to the barmaid and says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, please." The second scientist says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, too." Needless to say, the first scientist won. |
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A piece of gold walks into a bar. The Barman says "Au, get out of here" |
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos. |
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by DangerMouse93 in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 582.8
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