Jokes under Celebrities > Joe McElderry
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Joe McElderry: "I'm straight, and I don't fancy Cheryl!" So you're gay then? |
 
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by SteveyD in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,258.8
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I'm Joe McElderry's biggest fan! To show my support last week I purchased 500,000 copies of Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine and burned them! That'll show them! |
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by Cockney_Jesus in Celebrities - Joe McElderry - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 760.6
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I reckon a year or two from now, Joe McElderry will still be in the music industry... There are always vacancies going at HMV. |
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by money money money in Celebrities - Joe McElderry - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 570.8
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You wake up and find Joe McElderry and JLS in bed with you. You have a gun under your pillow. It only has one bullet. Who do you shoot first? Hopefully you shoot yourself because you must be Justin Bieber. |
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by palindromemordnilap in Celebrities - Joe McElderry (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 451.4
| Joe McElderry's "The Climb" was probably up Broke Back Mountain. |
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by ergh haha in Celebrities - Joe McElderry - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 396.2
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What's the difference between Joe McElderry and his debut album? His debut album hasn't come out yet. |
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by Eddie Shit in Celebrities - Joe McElderry - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 341.2
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Joe McElderry says, in an interview with The Sun... "I think the Twitter thing was the point when I realised I was gay." Surely not ! It was more than likely the moment he was chugging on a cock or rimming a blokes hairy arse. |
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by Hugh(_!_)Janus in Celebrities - Joe McElderry - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 250.4
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So Joe McElderry has admitted that he is a virgin. It could have all been so different if Louis Walsh had been his mentor. |
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by spiritleader in Celebrities - Joe McElderry - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 180
| I bet this isn't the first time Joe's come in the number 2 slot! |
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The Sickipedia duplicate checker: About as much use as Joe McElderry in a brothel. |
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by zobbertron in Celebrities - Joe McElderry - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 67
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