Jokes under Sports > Bowling
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As I lay there dying in the gutter, I couldn't help but think to myself... This bowling party has got out of hand. |
 
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My missus put on a real XXX show in front of the kids and some mates last night. That's the last time I take that bitch bowling. |
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Yeah I'm not embarrassed to admit I have the barriers up. That's how I bowl. |
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| If ever the television coverage of a sport could be improved by super slo-mo replays, then surely it's indoor bowls. |
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I've cancelled the over 70s bowling tournament this year. Last time we had more strokes than strikes. |
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by Milo in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 51.8
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Its been a tough half term financially,and I could see how upset the kids were when I told them I couldnt take them bowling but I had an idea. I got a load of lemonade bottles as the skittles,and we used a big melon as the ball.The kids thought it was brilliant and we were having a great time till some bloke started complaining about the racket we were making. Its at that point that the Tesco store detective asked us to leave the store. Kill joys. |
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Three women are talking about their husbands' involvement in a ten-pin bowling team.
"It's terrible," says the first. "He comes home after the bowling pissed out his head, strips off his clothes and falls asleep in the kitchen." "That's nothing," says the second woman. "My husband comes home after the bowling pissed out his head, strips off his clothes, pukes down the toilet and falls asleep in the bathroom." "You're lucky," [...] |
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You know you've had a good night out when you wake up in bed with shoes on. Bowling shoes. |
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submitted by zobbertron, originally by true story in Sports - Bowling - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9.8
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My mate said he saw Katie Price in a bowling alley today. Or it might have been the other way around. |
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by Milo in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 8.4
| It is hard being black. We get the bad end of the deal with every sport. Hockey you're slappin a black puck around. Pool you have a white ball trying to knock you in a hole. The only thing we have is bowling, where you have a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of rednecks. |
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