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I got aroused last week whilst watching Countdown with Carol Vorderman.

Seven letters isn't too shabby, is it? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Celebrities - TV Stars (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,406.4


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I was on Dragons' Den but got chucked out.

Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "fuck off and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jibjab in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,402.8




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My friend told me to buy Rage Against the Machine's "Killing In The Name" in protest against the X-Factor always getting the Christmas No. 1.

I said, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in TV - Talent Shows (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2,172.2


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I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?

Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,992.4


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Watching the Weakest Link with my flat mates, when one of them says "See if Anne Robinson was 60 years younger, I wouldn't say no."

I said, "She's only about 65 though" and he replied "Exactly."

I really need to move. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by patrickr013 in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 957.8


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At what point in an argument does "Let's sort this out on Jeremy Kyle!" pop up? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MistaBrightside in Celebrities - TV Stars - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 867.6


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I put some body spray on last night, but I only managed to pull Anne Robinson.

It must have been the weakest Lynx. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mzzzzagrl in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 803.2


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It's such a shame that Reggie Yates no longer presents the Radio 1 Top 40 with Fearne Cotton. Listening to that show always made me feel nostalgic.

It was lovely to hear a black man working with Cotton again. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dubbadubbadubba in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 752


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Memo to Jeremy Kyle show guests:

You don't need to say "basically" at the beginning of every sentence.

It's not like we were expecting Shakespearean dialect. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Inbetweener in Celebrities - TV Stars - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 583.8


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How does Roy Walker describe sex with his 5-year-old daughter?

"It's good but it's not right." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by PrickyGayes in Celebrities - TV Stars - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 564.8



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