Jokes under Sex and shit > Bondage
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
I was enjoying a bit of bum sex with my girlfriend when she turned to me and said; "Hmm mmm mmhmphmm mm hmmph!"
Don't you just love gaffa tape?
As me and the wife headed off on a romantic holiday we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other.
She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed."
So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.
After reading 50 Shades of Grey my wife asked me to tie her tightly to the bed.
"Now what?" I asked
"Ok. You have saggy tits and thick ankles."
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