Jokes under Sex and shit > Breasts
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Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C. |
 
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My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra. |
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by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,014
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A guy proposed a one pound bar bet to a full figured girl.
Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he bet he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet. He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly. With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes." And he replied: "Okay. I owe y [...] |
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by purespasticated in Sex and shit - Breasts - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,004.8
| The average bloke thinks about sex once every six tits. |
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| A girl just walked past me who was so pretty I forgot to look at her tits. |
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| My boobs aren't small but they would be pointless without nipples. |
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This bloke came up to me and said, "Your wife's got lovely big tits. Would you mind if I had a feel?" "Sure mate, go for it. She won't mind." Afterwards, the undertaker thanked me for being a great sport and we closed the coffin lid. |
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by nobscratcher in Sex and shit - Breasts - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 845.6
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A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them. |
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| Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time. |
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by Justsitdownandshutup in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 740.8
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A new study shows that women with big breasts are smarter than women with smaller breasts. Though to be fair, the guy who conducted the study admits he wasn’t really listening. |
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submitted by pitiokampis, originally by conan o brien in Sex and shit - Breasts - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 725.6
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