Jokes under Sex and shit > Crabs
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Wife rang me today screaming down the phone. "You gave me fucking crabs you bastard! How could you do this to me?!" I said to the bitch, "Before you start blaming me for those crabs you want to go and talk to that dirty whore of a sister of yours." |
 
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Gonna make a reality TV show about catching genital ticks and air it on discovery channel. "Deadliest snatch" |
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by whambamtymam in Sex and shit - STD (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 23
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After having sex with a female DJ backstage. I asked her, "Are you any good at scratching?" She said, "Not bad why?" I said, "'Cause I've got crabs." |
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My friend asked me if I'd to go crabbing with him later. Alhough going through his pubes with a nit comb wasn't what I had in mind. |
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I was having sex with my date last night when she looked up at me. "I think the condom has just split," she frowned. "I'm not surprised," I replied. "Crabs have claws, you know?" |
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Do you know how to get rid of crabs? You shave one side, set the other on fire, and when they run to the bald side you stab them with a fork. |
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submitted by ZeldaJeanette369, originally by My bf Evans in Sex and shit - Crabs - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 14
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I was in bed with a girl last night and she started stroking my balls. "Nice bollocks, do they have a name?" "Itchy and Scratchy I replied" "Because they're warm and hairy?" "No" I said, "because I have crabs." |
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I can always tell when my son's masturbating... ... because I've hidden cameras in his room. |
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I was on a blind date and was asked ''do you have any funny knicknames?'' ''My mates call me crabbies'' I replied. ''Is that because you like that alcoholic ginger beer?'' ''Um.... Yeh that's the reason'' |
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| I dont know why these guys on Deadliest Catch put their lives on the line. Go out on the Bering Sea, when they can go to Liverpool on a Friday and catch crabs. |
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