Jokes under Celebrities > Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan really is a workaholic

I saw him working at my local chinese, newsagents, bakery, butchers and library!

Joke by sick-bastard in Racism - Chinese (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 140.2

Jackie Chan says he can't get the insurance to perform his own stunts any more.

Well at least he won't have any trouble finding a look-a-like stunt double.

Joke by Stig in Celebrities - Jackie Chan - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 19.4

So apparently its Doppelganger week on facebook, meaning you are supposed to put your profile picture as a celebrity you think you look like.

The Jackie Chan image search on google is gonna go through the roof

Joke by jacky1990 in Celebrities - Jackie Chan - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 14.2

A nasty rumour has been spread around after news broke that Jackie Chan had died

After a quick search I found that he is still alive and kicking

Joke by magicg73 in Celebrities - Jackie Chan - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7

I was starstruck when I met Jackie Chan.

The cunt threw one of those weapons at me.

Joke by maryhinge in Celebrities - Jackie Chan - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 6.8

I had a Chinese the other night.

Turns out they don't all fight like Jackie Chan.

Joke by Carpet_boy in Racism - Chinese (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.4

What's Jackie Chans favourite drink?

Waaata!

Joke by Wisekid in Celebrities - Jackie Chan - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 3.2

What would you call Jackie Chan getting a handjob?
Ejackie Chan

Joke by mikhail666 in Celebrities - Jackie Chan - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1.8

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