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My wife was just saying to me how sad it is that African people have so many different diseases to worry about.

Personally, I think it's fucking malarious.
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Joke by PunkR53 in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 92.6


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As Cheryl Cole continues to stay so close to death, I find myself coming on Sickipedia more and more, just to check if she's died yet. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by needausername in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 49.2




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BBC News - "Malaria caught from Gorillas"

How thick will the nets have to be to keep out them fuckers?
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Joke by jimmyk in Illness and mortality - Malaria - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 20.4


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Malaria toll 'is twice as high'

Is there anything the fucking government doesn't tax?
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Joke by potatodemon in Illness and mortality - Malaria - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 8.2


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Cole's gotta fight fight fight fight, fight for her life. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Patchy in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7.6


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£5 can buy a mosquito net, but just 75p can buy a malaria vaccination.

So what the fuck do the black cunt's need a net for?
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Joke by MANICHOOD in Illness and mortality - Malaria - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7.4


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Malaria.

The new celebrity diet craze.
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Joke by d8rren in Illness and mortality - Malaria - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7.2


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The World Health Organisation wants us all to donate £5 to buy mosquito nets for Africans.
I know they're hungry but they'll have to catch quite a few to make a decent meal.
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Joke by winkel in Illness and mortality - Malaria - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 6.6


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'Missing nurse has 24 hours to take vaccine or die of Malaria'

That's got to be the shittest series of 24 ever
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Joke by terrys cock in Illness and mortality - Malaria - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 6.2


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"Doctor, I think I've got maleria"

"Have you bee given your jabs?"

"No, I don't think so"

"OK, Miss Cole, if you would like to bend over, you might feel a little prick."
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Joke by Smackhead in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 5.8



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