Jokes under Sex and shit > Cream Pie
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Just given my Nan a cream-pie. And this proves that porn has damaged your mind forever. |
 
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What is a fat girls favourite thing about sex? Getting a cream pie. |
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by Dingleberry in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 103.2
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ONLY IN AMERICA
A teenager who imitated a scene from the hit movie "American Pie" was severely burned when he tried to shag a hot apple pie. Dwight Emburger, 17, was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis. He apparently could not quell his desire until the tasty pastry had cooled, and his reward was a penis badly scarred and scalded by the hot filling. A hospital spokesperson in Boise said, "This demonstrates that producers should consider the effec [...] |
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Why did the pornstar get fat? She had too many creampies. |
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by batman97 in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 26.6
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I've got a feeling the girl in my local bakers is getting a bit suspicious of me always asking her for a cream pie, then immediately throwing it in the bin right outside the shop. The dead give away though is probably the huge bulge and damp patch down my pants as the whole episode takes place. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Sex and shit - Cream Pie - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 20
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My girlfriend asked me if there was any special treat that I wanted for my birthday. So I asked for a creampie and to be able to finger it it out slowly. She's not speaking to me now and thinks I'm sick. She needs to get a fucking grip, it's my birthday and I will have a cream cake with no spoon if I want. |
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So i see Cheryl Cole volunteered to get custard pied on the Pride of Britain Awards for £5000. I wonder how much it would take for her to let me give her a Cream Pie? |
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| I'm sure that's not the first time Corin from Big Brother has been creampied on camera... |
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by Hammy1892 in TV - Reality TV (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 9.2
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My little girl said she likes clowns because they put cream pies in each others faces. Not so keen now she's had one in hers. |
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by Quadraplegicyetstilltyping in Sex and shit - Cream Pie - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 9
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I don't know if any of you have seen anything of an uncommon fetish "genital wart cream-pies"... but put it this way, I'm not going to be eating cauliflower cheese in a while. |
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