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Spooky eh?

I signed Robert Enke on Football Manager 2010 on Monday and he goes and tops himself on Tuesday.

Anyways I'm in negotiations with Cristiano Ronaldo at the moment.

Wish me luck. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2,905.2


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Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gaz00 in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2,289.8




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This week, the first 3D football matches were shown in public.

I watched the Chelsea match with my girlfriend and at one point John Terry tried to fuck her. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Alan Graham in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2,002.6


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John Terry won't be facing trial for racial abuse until after Euro 2012.

So he's free to lead his country into Poland.

Just like his hero did. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Manic1 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,429.8


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Cristiano Ronaldo goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, every time I look in the mirror, I get turned on."
The doctor says, "I'm not surprised - you're a cunt!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,358


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I saw Cristiano Ronaldo in town today.
I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
He said, "Have you got a pen?"
I said, "Shit, no. Hang on."
With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"
I said, "Well that's how you fucking do it." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by FantasticMrFucks in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,346.4


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What do you call a woman with two cunts?

Mrs. Neville. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by PURPLE ACKIE in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,320.4


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Rio Ferdinand: "So doctor, is the knee looking any better after the second scan?"

Doctor: "Go back to Africa."

Rio Ferdinand: "Fantastic! The knee is going to be okay then?"

Doctor: "No." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by El.hannen in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,278.2


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Emile Heskey (England) 59 caps, 7 goals.

Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals.

Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals.

Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BigSLH in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,198.6


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What's the difference between the Iceland volcano and Cheryl Cole?

The volcano is still blowing ash. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jamese3 in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,126.2



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