Jokes under Sex and shit > Rimming
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Went to choose my new glasses today. Pretty lass in the opticians asked, "Would you like them with a rim?" Let's just say it'll be a while before they let me in Specsavers again. |
 
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by ProblemChild in Illness and mortality - Eyes (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 162.2
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I don't usually mind my doctor being so tongue in cheek... Just not when I'm having my prostate examined. |
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We call one of the blokes at work 'Arnold Rimmer'. He looks fuck all like Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf but he's got a boyfriend called Arnold. |
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by blobbydob in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 84
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What does a gay frog say? Rimm'it Rimm'it. |
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by JackJoyner in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 13.6
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I rimmed a tramp for a drink of his cider. It was fucking disgusting.... I don't know how they can drink that stuff. |
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Every time i say " Pal " my son laughs his head off, apparently it means personal arse licker. He wasn't laughing anymore when i told him to get his pants off then. |
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Rimming jokes. Talk about bad taste. |
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by ClitCommander in Sex and shit - Rimming - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 10.8
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The Paki at work gave me one of her snacks and waited till I'd ate it before she told me it was a Bhaji with Cumin. Wait till I make the tea tomorrow - two can play at that fucking game. |
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| I saw a documentary on rimming last night, very tongue-in-cheek |
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The other day I saw a guy licking out a girl's arsehole in a porn video. From experience I can tell you quite categorically: don't try this at home. |
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