Jokes under Racism > Discrimination
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My daughter has just walked in the room and apparently she wants me to beat the shit out of her, stamp on her head then drown her in the bath. Or, as she put it, "Hi, Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Jamahl." |
 
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by Unassigned in Racism - Discrimination - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,306.2
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Me and my sister taunt our next door neighbour calling him Mr Burns. Not because he is really old and looks like the Simpson's character, but because he was involved in a horrific house fire. |
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by bumblesquash in Racism - Discrimination - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 307.4
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Just finished watching Deal or No Deal on channel 4.... The midget went away with £1.... Don't feel too sorry though, that's like £100,000 in big people money. |
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by pedobear18684 in Racism - Discrimination - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 208.2
| Anyone can do well in life, get a good job and enjoy themselves, no matter whether you're white or non-black, rich or wealthy, man or male. |
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I recently had an argument with a black guy in my office. I got annoyed, and ended up resorting to racism. Nothing bad, just calling him chocolate and stuff. He blew, and said "How would you like it if I called you vanilla?" I stopped for a minute, thinking, then said "Vanilla pods are black you fucking twat." The look on his face, and the sound of the others laughing at him was so satisfying, I swear I got an erection. |
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by shoot2kill in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 174.4
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Apperantly the Catholic church is out of touch with the younger generation. Well fucking good. |
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submitted by Williamm9/11, originally by Tim McGarry in Religion - Catholicism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 154.8
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At school I was perfect I don't know why they made me one I can't even spell |
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by H20man in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 153.2
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Last night, I got called a racist cunt and had the shit kicked out of me by this 7 foot tall nigger with a massive afro hairstyle. What the fuck??? All I said was, "Golly, you're tall!" |
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According to the papers 1.72m people were out of work last month. Terrible isn't it? I'd have thought discrimination on grounds of your height was illegal. |
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A few nights ago, I was down the pub having a lively debate with a few mates when a woman from the next table walks over and starts having a go at me. I'm not entirely sure which bit of the discussion she had overheard, but she started accusing me of being prejudiced against certain races -- which I am.
I said to her, "I'm sorry, but I do personally think that certain races are just inherently stupid and pointless and we need to get rid of them." In a real [...] |
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