Jokes under Celebrities > Yoko Ono
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What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. |
 
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by JossDude in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,159.8
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Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle! I think Yoko Ono might dispute that one... |
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by the phantom phucker in Celebrities - Heather Mills (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 200.8
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Yoko Ono has revealed that she owns a personalised chess set with white pieces on both sides to symbolise a world without any conflict. Nick Griffin has one on pre-order. |
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by furiousg in Celebrities - Nick Griffin (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 35.6
| I always thought Yoko Ono was Japanese for "One egg please" |
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John Lennon's old shovel is for sale in a newspaper: Gold-digger, 77 ono |
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by Roll Fizzlebeef in Celebrities - Yoko Ono - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 19
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I heard that the new Beatles Rockband game has a virus. Apparently, if you play it for too long, Yoko Ono appears and splits you up. |
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What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono. |
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BBC News: Yoko Ono Remembers John Lennon. I should think so, after all he was her husband. |
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by MANICHOOD in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
| You know the X factor has been shit when a week later you are listening to "merry christmas (war is over) by John Lennon & Yoko Ono's voice sounds fucking superb! |
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"Mail order bride: £500 ONO" I know things are bad Yoko, but you're taking the piss. |
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