Jokes under Crime > Blackmail
I've been receiving death threat letters through the post for the last three months.
I'm convinced it's the postman.
I spoke to one of my wife's kidnappers today.
He said, "We want 50 grand or we kill your wife."
I said, "Can't you make it 100 grand?"
He said, "You think she's worth more?"
I said, "No... I haven't got 100 grand."
My bank manager is going to cancel all my incurred bank charges tomorrow.
And I shall keep my end of the bargain by releasing his kids.
|Apparently the moment during sex when you mistakenly slip into the wrong hole isn't the kind of video camera accident that 'You've Been Framed' are interested in. Fortunately for me, her Dad was more than happy to pay 250 quid for the tape.|
At my job interview yesterday the MD said to me, "Why do you think I should give you this job?"
I said, "Because my best mate Dave works in your IT department, and he's told me you're shagging your secretary."
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