Jokes under Sex and shit > Necrophiliac
Fuck me, sickipedia server is so slow.
I was going to do a joke about paedophilia but by the time I got connected I had to change it to necrophilia as she had grown up and died.
|The BBC are commissioning a new crime forensic series focussing on finding evidence of necrophilia from the corpse - it's called 'Wanking The Dead'...|
Girlfriend: You don't know who Brittany Murphy is?
Girlfriend: I would have thought she'd be on your shag list.
Me: What about her?
Girlfriend: She died today.
Me: Well she's on my shag list now...
I slept on the sofa last night.
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