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Just listening to Dizzee Rascals version of the Ting Tings 'That's Not My Name'

'They call me Blad, they call me Rudeboy, they call me 'Oi', they call me Mate. That's not my name, that's not my name.....'

Fair point Mr Rascal, I am quite confident however that Dizzee Rascal is not your name either.

Cunt
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Joke by rogerthecabinboy in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 804


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"Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free..."

That's right Dizzee. I bet stealing cars and mobile phones whilst yelling "Blud" at people is a great source of free entertainment. You theiving shit!
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Joke by Pheonix686 in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 31.2




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'Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free'

Dizzee rascal - the highest profile person to admit being a robbing black cunt?
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Joke by JY1988 in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 15


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BBC Electric Proms: Listen to Dizzee Rascal live.
Almost.
I’d much prefer BBC Electric Chairs: Watch Dizzee Rascal die.
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Joke by drof in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 14.2


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All Dizzee Rascal cares about is sex and violence.

In other words, Rape!
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Joke by MANICHOOD in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10.4


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All my Christmas presents are really badly wrapped.
Like Gareth Gates with a Dizzee Rascal cover.
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Joke by drof in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9


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Looks like Dizzee Rascal and i have something in common, neither of us have sung live at an opening ceremony of the Olympics. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Zach in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 9


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If Dizzee Rascal woke up and "every day is a daydream", you'd think he'd dream himself up to be a little less of a cunt. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pinny8 in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 8.4


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I've just finished watching "Must be the Music" starring Dizzee Rascal.

Well Dizzee...it must be the music because it sure as hell isn't your ugly nigger face that helps you get laid.
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Joke by Smackhead in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7.2


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"Dizzee Rascal: I want to be the first black James Bond"

Carrying a gun around with you doesn't make you a spy, just means you're a nigger.
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Joke by MrCoolio in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 7



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