Jokes under Other > DIY
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I've just published a book on DIY. It's blank and comes with a free pen. |
 
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by sick.fucker in Other - Books (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 477.8
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I've just invented some ground breaking technology. It's a pneumatic spade. |
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| How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the fucking BBQ? |
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I had an oddjob man in to help me do some work around the house. I gave him a list of 10 things to do. He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. |
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The waiter said, "Your table will be ready shortly." This is the last time I'll be going to Ikea's restaurant. |
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A woman doing DIY is like playing blackjack in a casino. The house always wins. |
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| The wife sent me to B&Q to get a spade. I eventually found one too, he was at the back stacking the shelves. |
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After years of excess of drink, drugs, gambling and sex, I settled down to a mundane life of domesticity. With a wife and kids, the highlight of this weekend will be going to the DIY store. I really need a new vice. |
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An electrician meditating, Ohm... |
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Wanking is just like DIY. You have to do a lot more of both once you're married. |
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by drof in Sex and shit - Marriage (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 65.6
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