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|How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the fucking BBQ?|
I had an oddjob man in to help me do some work around the house.
I gave him a list of 10 things to do.
He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The waiter said, "Your table will be ready shortly."
This is the last time I'll be going to Ikea's restaurant.
|The wife sent me to B&Q to get a spade. I eventually found one too, he was at the back stacking the shelves.|
After years of excess of drink, drugs, gambling and sex, I settled down to a mundane life of domesticity.
With a wife and kids, the highlight of this weekend will be going to the DIY store.
I really need a new vice.
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