Jokes under Sex and shit > Girlfriend
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by Gash TL in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10,570.8
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My girlfriend left me for a midget the other day. This broke my heart - I couldn't believe she would stoop so low. |
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I found out by accident last night that my girlfriend is adopted. We were in bed together and I'm shouting, "Who's the daddy, Who's the daddy?" "I don't know!" she replied, "There's an agency looking for him but they don't have any clues." |
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by MICK THE MAG in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2,750
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How do you make your girlfriend cry while you are having sex? Phone her up and tell her about it! |
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by sick puppy in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,298.8
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My girlfriend said that I'm too immature for her. I said "If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?" She said "What's an Arsfor?" "Shitting." I said, and giggled for 20 minutes. |
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by woollard in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,850
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I was having a row with my girlfriend last night and she accused me of being childish. What does she know? She's just a stinky poo face. |
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by MetalDrummer in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,629.8
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I took my girlfriend round to see my family today. My wife went fucking mental. |
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by max the storyteller in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,416
| My girlfriend has just left me, because apparently I don't finish normal sentences the way they are supposed to be animal porn. |
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by aidanosull in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,225.6
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. |
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Here's a tip for you: When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then, just before they wake up in the morning, take it off again. This way, if they ever leave you, they'll get withdrawal symptoms, think it's love, and come back. |
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by Brapapple in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,140.8
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