Jokes under Illness and mortality > Procrastination
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I've got a feeling my missus is shagging someone behind my back. I don't really care to be honest. In fact, when I finish posting this joke, I might even turn around and have a look. |
 
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by furiousg in Illness and mortality - Lazy (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 576.6
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My boss was very understanding when I told her I would be off work because of a serious operation. Until I told her it was Yewtree... |
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by jackmeough in Illness and mortality - Procrastination - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 116.8
| Psychiatrists should teach their suicidal patients about procrastination. |
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by Mo2 in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 8.8
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I phoned the Procrastinators Helpline. They took my number and said they'd get back to me. |
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by stallion sd in Illness and mortality - Procrastination - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 6.4
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I want to join the gym but I just don't think I've got the time, it's a lot of committment. Updating my status that often? I know I wouldn't stick to it. |
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| I procrastinate so badly that sometimes i wait until later to finish m... |
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by OllieLloyd in Illness and mortality - Procrastination - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2.6
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Ethics wise I'm very procrastinate I'll put the hyphen in later |
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by folieadeux in Illness and mortality - Procrastination (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2.2
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I rarely win anything, but I did win 'Procastinater Of The Year 2012'! Hmm... I must go and collect my award at some point. |
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submitted by KaZzDaRaZz, originally by Nick Briggs in Illness and mortality - Procrastination - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 1.4
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