Jokes under Celebrities > Bear Grylls
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Have you heard Bear Grylls on that new TV advert? "Thanks to Persil, 140 kids can spend the day with me, Bear Grylls". Well, thanks to Haribo, 140 kids can spend the day with me, bare naked. |
 
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by mr.president in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 291.6
| Bear Grylls is such the explorer, his mum gave his dad a blow-job and he still found his way to her ovaries. |
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by sick.fucker in Celebrities - Bear Grylls - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 277.6
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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd stand there eating his own shit! |
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by danny_mole in Celebrities - Bear Grylls - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 224.4
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I woke up this morning after a huge night out and it felt like a badger had shat in my mouth. Why did I agree to go to Bear Grylls' stag do? |
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| In the new series of Bear Grylls: Born Survivor, Bear tries his hand at survival in one of the world's most uninhabitable places: Lily Allen's womb. |
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by bostonpancake in Celebrities - Bear Grylls - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 128.6
| Bear Grylls is said to be devastated on hearing the news that someone wasted an entire, perfectly good bottle of piss on Cher Lloyd. |
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by fistheadx36 in Celebrities - Bear Grylls (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 86
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"Bear kills guerrillas in cave" You've taken it too far this time Mr Grylls |
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by goldentree in Celebrities - Bear Grylls - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 74.2
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I met my new girlfriend for a drink on a cold evening. I suggested we cuddled to keep warm. "Shared body heat is the best way to keep warm - It's a survival tip I learned from watching Bear Grylls." She was impressed by this romantic yet factual gesture. She was less impressed when I suggested we drink our own piss. |
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I want Bear Grylls to get dropped into the North American forest naked, just to read the headline: "Bare Bear Grylls Grills Bear." |
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| When you think about it, Bear Grylls is just an extreme tramp. |
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by Camillagold in Celebrities - Bear Grylls - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 40.4
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