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So Oprah's at her doctor, he's telling her she needs to lose weight again, and then he says "okay, we're almost done, but before you put your clothes on, let's do one more thing: get on your hands and knees and have your head in the corner."
She does it, perplexed. He then says, "okay, good, now stay on your hands and knees and crawl and stop at mid-wall. Okay, good, now crawl and put your head in the other corner. Good, thanks."

So Oprah stands up and sta [...]

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Joke by ht in Celebrities - Oprah Winfrey - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 708.2


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My worst Christmas present this year was without a doubt a Chubby Brown DVD. I fucking hate Oprah Winfrey. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by boombyebye in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 249.8




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Last night on Oprah- "Amazing animals. An ape that can talk to humans."
And she made a shitload out of doing it, too. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by oceanspecific in Celebrities - Oprah Winfrey - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 37


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In the news: Astronomers have shed light on how stars can form around a massive black hole, defying conventional wisdom.

Sounds like 'an audience with Oprah' to me. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Oprah Winfrey - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 33


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I see that the woman who suffered devastating injuries at the hands of a crazed Chimp has spoken about her horror ordeal with Oprah Winfrey.

I bet that brought back some painful memories. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by redmosquito in Celebrities - Oprah Winfrey - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 26


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A book championed by Oprah Winfrey in which an elderly couple relived their Holocaust romance has turned out to be lies. David Irving has released a statement to the press simply saying “I told you so”. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by NewsShite in Celebrities - Oprah Winfrey - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 18


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I read that the colour black makes you look thinner,

I'm just wondering how fat Oprah Winfrey would look if she wasn't a nigger. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ss90 in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 11


1151982
What's brown and sticky?



Oprah Winfrey's cunt every time she sees a KFC commercial. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Angelic_Outcast in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 8.4


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Years ago there was an April Fools joke that the Sydney Opera House was gradually sinking into Sydney Harbour. But with Oprah and a planeload of fat Yanks hitting the joint later this month, I think I'l be keeping a close eye on this one. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jimfromoz in Celebrities - Oprah Winfrey - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 7.2


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After watching the interview with Lance, I was disgusted. I'm so sick of these people who are a sham, who use others for personal gain, just trying for one last grasp to get in the spotlight. Just makes me wonder...why the hell is Oprah back on the air? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rockcandyman in Celebrities - Oprah Winfrey (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 7.2



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