Jokes under Sex and shit > Frigid
I was having sex with my wife and stopped and asked, "Did I hurt you?"
"No. Why do you think you hurt me?"
"Because you moved."
The marriage counsellor asked me what was my wife's biggest failing.
"She finds it difficult to open up" I said.
"Can you give me a specific example?"
"Usually her legs."
|I'm not saying my ex was frigid, but to put it in computer terms, I would call her a "pop-up blocker"|
My favourite sexual position.... are you joking, if i was using any sexual positions lately
i wouldn't be wasting my time at 12pm on sickipedia trying to think up witty jokes....
......and Wanking !
But not at the same time !
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