Jokes under Sex and shit > Frigid
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I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it. |
 
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by drof in Sex and shit - Foreplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 564.2
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Sex with my wife has depreciated like Coca Cola. "Cocaine", "Caffeine", "Light" and now "Zero". |
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I think my girlfriend's frigid. She's Swedish, and I didn't really pay attention to her name. |
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I was having sex with my wife and stopped and asked, "Did I hurt you?" "No. Why do you think you hurt me?" "Because you moved." |
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The marriage counsellor asked me what was my wife's biggest failing. "She finds it difficult to open up" I said. "Can you give me a specific example?" "Usually her legs." |
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The wife calls my cock 'money in the bank' When I take it out, she's got no interest. |
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| I'm not saying my ex was frigid, but to put it in computer terms, I would call her a "pop-up blocker" |
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| My wife is so frigid her cunt is vegetarian |
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My favourite sexual position.... are you joking, if i was using any sexual positions lately i wouldn't be wasting my time at 12pm on sickipedia trying to think up witty jokes.... ......and Wanking ! But not at the same time ! |
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by vanman69 in Sex and shit - Embarassing (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
| Say what you like about frigid bitches, they just don't give a fuck. |
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