Jokes under Celebrities > Steve Jobs
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How do you make apple crumble? Release a picture of Steve Jobs fingering a child. |
 
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What's the difference between cancer and a black man? Cancer gets Jobs. |
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by Marshallscopegift in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 837
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Pioneer of Apple dies. RIP Granny Smith. |
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| Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way. |
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They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed. |
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My main Christmas gifts this year were an iPad and a vagina costume. Not sure which one makes me look more like a cunt. |
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by frankland88 in Events - Christmas (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 334.4
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10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die. |
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submitted by hardnutjoe, originally by 4Chan in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 332.2
| RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs. |
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by themightydutch in Other - One Liner (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 296.2
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Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in Flash. |
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| Still upset about Steve. To be fair he was swimming with stingrays. |
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