Jokes under Celebrities > Lindsay Lohan
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Sky News Headline: Lindsay Lohan Set To Have Sentence Slashed. Lindsay Lohan Set To Hav |
 
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by themarzman in Celebrities - Lindsay Lohan - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 140.2
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Lindsay Lohan cried in court today as she was sentenced to 90 days in prison. Cheer up, Lindsay, it could be worse. You could be a ginger alcoholic lesbian who hasn't had a hit movie in five years. Oh wait, no... On second thought, feel free to cry all you want. |
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BBC News: Lindsay Lohan jailed for 90 days. I bet she wishes she never pretended to be a lesbian now. |
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by terra_ryzin in In The News - Headlines (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 51.4
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"Lindsay Lohan Starts Jail Sentence". In other news, my job as a jail warden just got 100% more rapey. |
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by sparkinghell in Celebrities - Lindsay Lohan - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 35.8
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What ever happened to Lindsay Lohan's twin sister? Did she decide to stop acting? |
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by Jake1993 in Celebrities - Lindsay Lohan - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 31.6
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Lindsay Lohan describes herself as 'very open-minded'. That'll explain how her fucking brain fell out then, the thick bitch. |
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by theguest in Celebrities - Lindsay Lohan (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 27.2
| I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since. |
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Lindsay Lohan's ego took a blow today after finding out that members of the paparazzi mistook 66-year-old singer and actress, Debbie Harry, for Lohan while camped outside a New York hotel. When asked about it the celebrity said: "it is really awful to think that people perceive me as a wrinkly, washed up whore". Lohan, however, is yet to comment. |
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by holtyio100 in Celebrities - Lindsay Lohan - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 17.6
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Last week, I fucked that Lindsay Lohan in the back of my VW Beetle. Just found out I've got Herbies. |
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| I'm sure this isn't the first time Lindsay Lohan has gone down for 90 days |
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by SickRobP in Celebrities - Lindsay Lohan - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 16.6
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