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Debra Winger described Roman Polanski's crime of rape as a 'minor technicality'.

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Joke by MarcusLangleyAllstars in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 324.4


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"Polanski loses child sex appeal."

I guess kids these days just don't find him sexy anymore... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Roman Polanski - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 159.8




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Roman Polanski's lived a great life, no? He's a Holocaust survivor, his wife was murdered by the Manson family, he fucked a thirteen year old, and he's an award winning director.

I'd be happy with just one of those. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hspontie2011 in Celebrities - Roman Polanski - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 59.6


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Poor old Roman Polanski has had some troubles in his time. Pregnant wife murdered by the Manson family, then he has to flee the United States after pleading guilty to having sex with a 13 year old girl. You can't help feeling sorry for him really...

... imagine having to live in france for over 30 years, poor fucker. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornography in Racism - French (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 43.2


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Roman Polanski was today arrested in Switzerland and faces extradition to the US for having sex with a 13-year-old girl in 1977. And where did BBC.co.uk file this headline?

Under the entertainment section!!!

I always suspected that the BBC was run by a bunch of fuckin' nonce's! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dicey in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 29.8


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Just noticed that Lolita, the book about an teen nymphet, had been made into a film by the acclaimed director Stanley Kubrick but only received mixed results.

Can't help but wonder how much more realism Roman Polanski could've brought into the film. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Booboo in Celebrities - Roman Polanski - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 20.2


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What's black and doesn't work?

Roman Polanski's clapperboard. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by H5N1 in Celebrities - Roman Polanski - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 14


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Roman Polanski.

Living the Sickipedia dream since 1977. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by funny cunt in Celebrities - Roman Polanski - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 12.2


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Following his arrest on child sex charges, film director Roman Polanski was today said to be, 'in good fighting mood'.

He'd better be, if he wants to have a shower anytime in the next 20 years... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace in Celebrities - Roman Polanski - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 11


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After being arrested in Switzerland for having sex with a 13yr old girl, celebrities have been signing a petition asking for Romans Polanskis release. BBC news has reported that Woody Allen is one of the stars to have shown his support by adding his signature.

Well done, you now have the support of a man who married his daughter.

They might as well pass the petition to Pete Townsend and Gary Glitter, or even better get Phillip Garrido and Joseph Fritzl as character wi [...]

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Joke by BIGDOGSCOCK in Celebrities - Roman Polanski - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10



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