Jokes under Politics > Coalition
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Cameron has today defended plans to have trainee nurses start off as health care assistants before they start nursing. That's fine. As long as trainee politicians start off as sewer workers before they start talking shit. |
 
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How many coalition politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One conservative to change the light bulb and one Lib Dem to suck his dick. |
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by Unassigned in Politics - Lib Dems (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 324.6
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David Cameron would like to rid the NHS of imbalances. But how will people get to hospital? |
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submitted by pyrohop, originally by Chris Addison in Politics - Coalition - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 311.2
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David Cameron said today: "The country is moving in the right direction on the big issues." Yes David, you've got more people selling them than ever before. |
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I must apologise for claiming our current economic woes were caused by "a load of reckless cuts". It appears the "n" key was broken on my keyboard. |
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by monquixote in Politics - The Budget (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 172
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Joseph lives in one of the worst countries in the world. He cannot even afford an education. The hated government has recently reached a power sharing deal. However, it is corrupt with power and money and will not pay for an education. Only the very rich can afford to be educated. Just £9,000 will send Joseph to university for a year. Please, give whatever you can. |
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by Unassigned in Other - Charity (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 128.4
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Nick Clegg has said that he will do everything in his power to secure the alternative vote. So expect to see him praying and keeping his fingers firmly crossed. |
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by ray piste in Celebrities - Nick Clegg (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 100.6
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I didn't know who Tulisa was until she sucked a cock in front of the nation A bit like Nick Clegg |
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I've just been out to stock up on petrol before the VAT goes up. I don't want David Cameron having the satisfaction of me paying any extra tax on the Molotov cocktails I'm going to throw at him. |
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| If you mix blue and yellow, how crap is your government? |
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submitted by Saberhagen19243, originally by Andy Parsons in Politics - General Elections (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 32.4
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