Jokes under Politics > Parliament
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I started a revolution once. But i got dizzy, so I stopped! |
 
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So apparently the drummer from Blur wants to be an MP. Yet another politician who wants to live in a house, a very big house in the country... |
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by charliebrowneyes in Politics - Elections (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 196.6
| Those fucking MPs are at it again. I see now they're trying to replace the speaker in the house of commons. Haven't the cunts spent enough on electrical goods recently ? |
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The Cabinet reshuffle. It's like shitting on a shit to hide the fact that it's a shit. |
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Met a girl in a club last night and told her I was like Parliament. "What," she asked, "hung?" I said, "no, but I have a fat cock with one eye." |
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by boroboy in Politics - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 118
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I see Michael Martin MP has been forced out of his job in Parliament. The last time I saw a speaker removed so quickly was when a gang of niggers ram raided my local Currys store! |
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| I'm an MP, and I claimed on my expenses for this PC. |
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Paul McKeever, the head of the Police Federation thinks Andrew Mitchell, the MP who treated police with "contempt" by calling one of them a "pleb" should resign. Presumably he thinks the MP set a bad example by apologising the next day and not 23 years later |
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What's the difference between the house of commons and sickipedia.org? One is full of stupid jokes and the other is a website. |
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America think they're so liberal these days with their black president. Meanwhile Britain have had a retard in charge since 2007. Hows that for fucking liberal? |
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