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450198
American scientists have finally developed a car that runs on water!

Sadly, so far it only works with the water from the Gulf of Mexico. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by misof, originally by Jay Leno in Racism - American (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,724


482412
It makes a nice change for the oil to be invading America for once. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by TomAllen, originally by ANDY PARSONS - Mock The Week in In The News - BP Oil Spill - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,143.8




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BP has released a statement saying most Gulf residents aren't upset with BP because their cleanup crews have boosted the local economy.

That's like al Qaeda taking credit for creating jobs in airport security 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stevo21 in In The News - BP Oil Spill - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 868.6


575452
The Sun: "Gunman shoots innocent civillian, then laughs"

The Daily Telegraph: "Gunman laughs as he shoots victim"

The Daily Mail: "Nigger! Trigger! Snigger!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sock cooker in Illness and mortality - Bowel (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 701.4


482633
BP should recover some of their losses by making Finding Nemo 2.

How much can it cost to make a pitch black movie from start to finish with a few credits at the end? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SirEraser in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 570.8


483025
Match of the Day - Slovenia 2-0 USA at half-time.

American News - Suspicions of oil under Slovenia. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by metters91 in Racism - American (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 491.2


476828
"Barack Obama compares oil spill to 9/11"

I can see what he means; loads of Americans whining whilst the rest of the world looks on and laughs. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in In The News - Headlines (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 393.2


455218
Security will be low for Obama's visit to the Gulf of Mexico, due to the president's perfect camouflage. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by city hobgoblin in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 341


512361
Today is the 4th of July.

In the United States, Independence Day is a federal holiday commemorating the declaration of independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain, declared in 1776.

So isn't it about time they started clearing up their own fucking oil slicks? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by classixuk in In The News - BP Oil Spill - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 317.6


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Robert Green... now that's one spill the Americans won't complain about, eh? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 5pindizzy in Racism - American (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 296.2



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