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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Nangleberry Keen in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 28,954.2


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I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.
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Joke by RossGreen88 in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 7,700.4




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Who here wants to play a game of rape?

No? That's the spirit!
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Joke by carp2405 in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4,253.8


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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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Joke submitted by Pseudopath, originally by Gary Delaney in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4,192.8


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A friend of mine was complaining that there's no real comedic merit to sick jokes; that there's too much reliance on a relatively offensive or risqué punchline.

Anyway, we argued about it for a while and then I raped her.
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Joke by juniarrr in Other - Joke (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3,687.2


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My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.

They performed unspeakable acts on her.
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Joke by Veng Neng Yam in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3,414.8


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This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by juniarrr in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3,116.8


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Josef Fritzl;
Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'.
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Joke by progdog in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2,608.4


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After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?

My cock.
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Joke by BushTurkey in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2,443.6


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Eighteen year old virgin.
No recollection from the victim.
No witnesses.

Carlsberg don't do rapes....
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Joke by RevvyB in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,282



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