Jokes under Sex and shit > Hormones
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Girlfriend: Could you bleed for a week without complaining? Me: Probably not. Perhaps you could give it a try? |
 
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by LimeyMan in Racism - Sexism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 410.6
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My girlfriend screams like a prostitute during sex. Must be her Whore-moans |
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by NEW_LEAF in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 46.6
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When I asked my wife why she had trouble sleeping, she said I wouldn't understand about hormones. I understand perfectly. I can't get to sleep when that hormones. |
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by jackhowell24 in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 42.2
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My pregnant wife just sent me a text saying "Can't stop crying..... hormones." I text her back saying "You don't have to tell me twice." |
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How do you make a hormone? By introducing mutations that abrogate signalling via the natural peptide ligands but still preserve stimulation via the drug, spiradoline. |
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What's the difference between a radiator and my wife? My radiator doesn't complain when it's bleeding. |
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submitted by Unassigned, originally by My mate Lukas in Sex and shit - Hormones - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
| My teenage daughter's having trouble with hormones.....Mine. |
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by emptyhead in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
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I recently preformed in front of 200 women who were all due shortly on their periods. I must have done well as I got a standing ovulation. |
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I was watching the news about the teacher who ran off to France with a 15 year old girl. The Mrs said that after hearing the details of this sordid tale, she had to count to 10, to calm herself down. Personally, I find that a good wank does the trick |
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Love doesn't come from the heart. It comes from hormones. |
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by youknowhowitis in Sex and shit - Age (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1.2
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