Jokes under Celebrities > Nick Clegg
|
How many coalition politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One conservative to change the light bulb and one Lib Dem to suck his dick. |
 
   |
Joke
by Unassigned in Politics - Lib Dems (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 324.6
|
David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a bookshop and ask for a book on coalitions. The storekeeper says, "It's over there on the left... sorry, I mean the right... No! I tell a lie. We sold out." |
|
Joke
by nobscratcher in Celebrities - David Cameron (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 318.4
|
David Cameron's other half has just given birth to a baby girl. I never even knew Nick Clegg was pregnant. |
|
Joke
by Unassigned in Celebrities - David Cameron (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 299.6
|
Nick Clegg admitted he tried marijuana several years ago, but didn't like it. He said it distorted his perceptions, impaired his thinking, and made him feel a bit queer. I wonder when all these side-effects will wear off? |
|
| There's two things I don't like about Nick Clegg; his face. |
|
Joke
submitted by mr.chris!, originally by Facebook in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 226
|
BBC news: Nick Clegg has suffered a herniated disc in an accident. Wouldn't you need a back bone for that? |
|
|
At their last party conference, David Cameron wanted to see how a joke would go down So Clegg got on his knees. |
|
|
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road? Because he told everyone he wouldn't. |
|
Joke
submitted by womraylington, originally by Uncle in Celebrities - Nick Clegg - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 141.2
|
Facebook group: 'The day Nick Clegg dies because his would-be doctor couldn't afford to go to uni' He's got nothing to worry about, tuition fees haven't been changed in Pakistan |
|
|
Nick Clegg has said that he will do everything in his power to secure the alternative vote. So expect to see him praying and keeping his fingers firmly crossed. |
|
Joke
by ray piste in Celebrities - Nick Clegg (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 100.8
Page load time: 0.17s (Startup: 0.05s, Controller: 0.1s, Template: 0.02s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013
