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I was working at my local polling station last night and had to turn a lot of people away...

Stupid women thinking they're allowed to vote. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Danuk18 in Politics - General Elections - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,448.8


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Sickipedia is starting to remind me of the elections.

If you're not registered, your vote really doesn't count much. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by itsamalething in Politics - General Elections - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,182




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A Hung Parliament,

Isn't that what Iraq ended up with? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by famous amos in Politics - General Elections - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 454.4


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"Nigerian President Dies After Long Illness"

This is definitely a bad week in politics if you're Brown. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 401


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Let's just hope David Cameron doesn't start posting jokes on Sickipedia.

Seems he's discovered a way to make it to the top without actually getting enough votes. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fyffes in Politics - General Elections - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 353.4


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Gordon Brown's resignation has made a significant impact on the British public and beyond.

Eastenders was cancelled. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Politics - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 330.2


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So I hear having a wank with your left hand feels like someone else is doing it?

On reflection, asking my girlfriend to do this wasn't so great... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Paulkk in Sex and shit - Arsehole (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 311.6


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BBC NEWS: Hundreds of voters turned away from polling stations

Not technically voters then, are they? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Quadraplegicyetstilltyping in Politics - General Elections - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 309.4


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Just saw the slogan for the electoral register advert :

"If you don't register to vote, you don't exist."

I'm 15.
Thanks Gordon. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by onetwo1988 in Politics - General Elections - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 224.2


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Tomorrow's election is a lot like my bowels.

Brown gets pushed out but is then rapidly replaced by some other shit. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Cumquat in Politics - General Elections - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 211.2



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