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Edward Cullen's so pale cause there's no light in the closet. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sharp in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,681


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My girlfriend wants me to take her to see Twilight Eclipse on Sunday, she told me it was about vampires and werewolves, sounds good doesn't it?
So I watched both prequel films today to get myself up to speed.

Well, turns out I've been wrong for years! I always thought Vampires sucked blood; where as the ones in Twilight suck Cock. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 6myth in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 604.2




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My friend said to me "You can't say anything about Twilight, you've never seen it"
To which I replied "I've never seen child porn either, but I know it's bad" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geezernort in TV - Film/Movie (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 182.2


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According to BBC News 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump to his death.
Personally, I'm part of the 3% that would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP YOU COCK NOSHER!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DMeesh in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 92


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Twilight's tagline: 'When you can live forever what do you live for?'

Teenage girls, apparently. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by giggip in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 59.4


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A colleague came upto me today, giggling and said "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

I giggled back before saying "Team Deathmatch" and then I knifed her 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chr1s p bacon in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 54.6


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The waxwork of Twilight star Robert Pattinson is the most kissed effigy on display at Madame Tussaud, and it also has more acting skills I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by assrapingfagotfuck in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 52.6


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I've just seen the brand new, full-length trailer for "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1"! I know what film I'll be be taking my girlfriend out to see in November..

Johnny English: Reborn. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rooster007 in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 39.6


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I dont understand why women are obsessed with Twilight. Im ghostly pale and havnt had sex in 100 years but women dont seem to find me attractive. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by catrape in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 33.4


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Robert Pattinson might play a faggot-vampire in a shit, gay movie
...But we all know that we would make the same sacrifice for that much underage pussy. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The God Delusion in Celebrities - Robert Pattinson - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 32.6



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