Jokes under Celebrities > Samantha Cameron
| Samantha Cameron has given husband David permission to have "anal sex" for the rest of her pregnancy.....on the strict understanding that Clegg always wears a condom. |
 
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by Gman in Sex and shit - Pregnancy (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 196.6
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In a BBC interview with Samantha Cameron's midwife, she said "We treated her like we would any other patient." May I be the first to wish her a speedy recovery from MRSA. |
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by Sickoldman123 in Celebrities - Samantha Cameron - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 45
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What does Samantha Cameron do every morning after shaving her pussy? Sends him off to work! |
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by MrLoaf in Celebrities - Samantha Cameron - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
| I tried to pull this girl the other night by telling her I knew Shania Twain. It didn't impress her much. |
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Samantha Cameron had a cesarean birth for her 4th child. Good to see her husband starting the cuts in his own life, before inflicting them on the rest of us. |
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by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Samantha Cameron - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 9
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Samantha Cameron: Too Posh To Push |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Samantha Cameron - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
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Samantha Cameron's given birth to a baby girl. It was delivered by ceasarian, probably in order to keep her fanny nice and tight for David. Sorry Sam, but whatever nick yours is in, it can't compete with the newborn's. |
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by Cecilthewonderdog in Sex and shit - Pregnancy (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 0.4
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