Jokes under Sex and shit > Singles
I don't understand why I can't get a girlfriend.
I'm as confused as Lieutenant Geordi La Forge was, as he examined the Enterprise's faulty warp drive during the season 3 finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
I keep having my profile on match.com rejected.
One of the profile questions was 'What do you want in a woman?' and the answer 'my cock' is unacceptable apparently!
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
|It's never polite to lean over to the next table and ask, "Are you finished with that?" Especially to a guy breaking up with his girlfriend.|
|"I'm going to release a Christmas single" sounds so much better than, "I'm going to dump my girlfriend."|
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