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A recently widowed young lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you." he responded and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

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A recently widowed young lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you." he responded and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year." he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

8 ace wrote:

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I'm a single bloke in my thirties.

Every time I get introduced to new people, they always ask me, "So, do you have any kids?"

Always expecting me to shrug, and wryly give the expected answer; "Not that I know of!"

Nowadays, I just tell them; "Well, that sock under my bed and I have been trying for years, but no joy yet."

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8 ace wrote:

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I'm a single bloke in my thirties.

Every time I get introduced to new people, they always ask me, "So, do you have any kids?"

Always expecting me to shrug, and wryly give the expected answer; "Not that I know of!"

Nowadays, I just tell them; "Well, that sock under my bed and I have been trying for years, but no joy yet."

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I'm a single bloke in my forties.

I never get introduced to new people.