Jokes under Events > Boxing Day
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It's so shit having to go to work on Boxing day when everyone else is still enjoying the Christmas break. Sometimes I don't think people realise how tough life is when you're a Premier league footballer. |
 
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by sacredcow in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 299.8
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I got stuck behind a young girl riding a horse yesterday.
I just couldn't get past her. I was tooting my horn and hanging out the window shouting at her, but still she wouldn't let me past. The guy on the motorbike behind me was waving madly too. I was so frustrated. "It's people like you that cause accidents," I shouted at her. After several minutes, I could take no more. I looked all around to make sure the coast was clear... . [...] |
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Happy Boxing Day! My favourite day of the year because it's the furthest away you can get from Christmas; 364 whole days before the fucking nightmare begins again! |
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| I now know why it's called Boxing day - I've just spent most of the afternoon repackaging my shite Christmas presents to sell on ebay. |
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Isn't boxing day great? The only time of the year you can force your kids to eat leftovers and not get done for child abuse. |
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Walking past our local furniture shop during the Boxing Day sales I noticed a sign advertising "1/3 off all our 3 piece suites!!" I thought "Well that's a 2 piece suite then." |
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| I wonder how much England paid in sponsorship for David Haye to wear the new England Shirt and get comprehensively beaten on European soil. |
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I've just watched the news and it seems that the people of Manchester have really got something to celebrate this Boxing Day. Only two murders and a rape. |
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by Gunk Rhyme in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
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My wife always dreads Boxing Day. Particularly this year, as I've been working on my uppercut. |
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Every year at my house, the toilet ends up blocked on Boxing Day. Damn puppies never flush easily. |
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