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My daughter has Bieber fever.

Or, as it's medically known, Down's Syndrome.
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Joke by mrboombastic in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,752.6


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Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..

He knew.
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Joke by NinjaRaver in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,185.6




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Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut.

Fucking twat just shaved my pubes off.
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Joke submitted by Nimrod, originally by Bobby Carroll in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,100


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What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?

Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.
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Joke by noodles933 in Celebrities - Justin Bieber (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 977.2


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I heard that Justin Bieber has a 10 inch cock.

It's in his ass and belongs to Usher.
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Joke by cathalwadding in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 760.2


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Justin Bieber's new album 'My World 2.0' came out last week.
Also coming out: Any males who buy it.
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Joke by Siiick in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 725.2


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Justin Bieber: "Judge me on my music, not malicious rumours!"

You're not exactly helping yourself there, Justin...
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Joke by blagenschnitzer in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 651.8


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So the new Justin Bieber movie is rated a 12.

That's gonna be embarrassing, not getting into your own film.
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Joke by destroyer69 in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 619.6


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My girlfriend says she is leaving me because I'm an irritating talentless child-like worthless cunt

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine
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Joke by scotchegg88 in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 607


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Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
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Joke submitted by goongetit, originally by rolfrazzi.com in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 510.4



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