Jokes under Illness and mortality > Amputation
My girlfriend's really upset 'cos she lost her legs in a car crash yesterday.
How about me? I bought her a pair of jeans for Christmas and can't find the receipt.
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
|I went to a charity disco last week in aid of women born without legs, dance floor was crawling with fanny.|
|Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas. But she'll still use a razor on the other leg|
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