Jokes under Other > Magic
My local magician can slow his heartbeat down until it stops.
But, to tell the truth, he only managed to pull it off once.
|The Hogwarts episode of Cribs is the worst. Every room they went in, someone says, "This is where the magic happens."|
I find the Harry Potter series a bit too unrealistic.
I mean, if he was so powerful magically, why didn't he cure his own eyesight and get a shag?
Two dragons go into a pub.
The first says, "It's hot in here isn't it?"
The other replies, "Shut your mouth."
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