Jokes under Racism > Emo
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It's hard to explain the distress I felt when I first saw my daughter on her death bed. Fucking goth. |
 
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Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists |
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How do you cut an emo sandwich? You don't need to, it cuts itself... |
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| Recent research has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill themself because they won't have a corner to cry in. |
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My son's just asked me for a few CDs for Christmas. My Chemical Romance, The Used, Aiden, AFI. Suddenly I think I'll regret getting him his first shaving kit. |
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| Emos: because being a homosexual just isn't gay enough. |
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Top tip to all you Emo kids: If life is being an unfair bitch to you, how about getting your own back by locking yourself in your room, start cutting your arms with a razor, then cover the cuts up with a long sleeved shirt/jumper and if anyone asks what's wrong, just say "Nothing, I'm fine". That'll show them. |
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by Bigtim89yabass in Racism - Emo (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 336.4
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How many emos does it take to change a light bulb? 1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry. Or 2: One to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb. |
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by We Are The Lemon in Racism - Emo (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 328.8
| When I look at an emo, I don't see one person, I see two disappointed parents. |
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submitted by albinobob123, originally by Jimmy Carr in Racism - Emo - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 272.2
| I love my emo niece - every time I go round her house she welcomes me with open arms. |
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