Jokes under Racism > Whites
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My Girlfriend wants a white wedding. That's fine by me. I didn't want to invite any Blacks or Pakis anyway. |
 
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by Baldlice in Racism - Pakistani (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,305
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I was stood at the urinal when a black guy stood next to me. I turned to him and said, "I fucking HATE you BLACK BASTARDS!" He looked at me, obviously hurt, and said, "Why? I'm a human being just like you. I have a family, I have a job, I pay tax. Why let stereotypes dictate how you treat people? Why so much hatred for someone that you don't even know?" Then he looked down at my cock and said, "Oh... fair enough, mate." |
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by Jimmythetwat in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 960.4
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Black men prefer big, banging ghetto blasters. White men favour a more classy, sleek, silver surround sound systems. Scousers are fond of nicked car radios. I just can't help stereo-typing people. |
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When a white woman disrespects black people on a tram it makes her a racist. When a black woman disrespects white people on a bus it makes her a hero. |
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I'm fucking sick of these lazy, good for nothing, foreigners! This idle dot head bastard who runs the local corner shop turned up an hour late to open today! The fucking nerve, I tell you. I had to wait around till 10am to buy my special brew, which meant I was late for my appointment at the benefits office. |
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by ElGringoBandito in Racism - Whites (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 298
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I think I might be racist. I've just realised all my favourite Nazis are white. |
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I recently had an argument with a black guy in my office. I got annoyed, and ended up resorting to racism. Nothing bad, just calling him chocolate and stuff. He blew, and said "How would you like it if I called you vanilla?" I stopped for a minute, thinking, then said "Vanilla pods are black you fucking twat." The look on his face, and the sound of the others laughing at him was so satisfying, I swear I got an erection. |
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by shoot2kill in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 174.4
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I saw a half cast person today and it upset me. It means that one of us has let the side down. |
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My mate Leroy asked me today if I'd like to hear a cracker joke. I said, "Fine," as long as he doesn't mind me telling one about niggers. |
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not so much a joke, more of an observation... so its ok to have the 'Black Entertainment Awards'. But if we were to host a 'White Entertainment Awards' then we'd be classed as racists. |
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