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I saw some tightrope walkers the other day. What a weird flavour for a packet of crisps. |
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by simonlomas in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 347.6
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My wife was nagging me again yesterday. "If you were half a man, you'd take the kids to the circus." If I was half a man, I'd be in the fucking circus! |
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submitted by wonkawilly, originally by Bernard Manning in Other - Circus - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 291.8
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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit it in the face with an axe. |
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by Unassigned in Crime - Assault (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 179.8
| You are galloping on you horse on your right is a sharp drop off and on your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed, you are being chased by a lion and in front of you is a kangaroo which you cannot overtake. What must you do to SAFELY get out of this highly dangerous situation? ...... Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-around and act your Fucking Age! |
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by JustBigBoned in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 157.4
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I'm doing community service at a funfair but today I stole a wobbly mirror. I just hope it doesn't reflect badly on me. |
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I have just been offered a job as a clown. My boss told me the other guy was good. Seems to me I'll have some big shoes to fill. |
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by lukeo8 in Other - ??? Random (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 73.6
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I love watching clown porn. There's always loads of cream pies. |
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| I once made love to a female clown. It was a bit weird though, because she twisted my penis into a poodle. |
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It was such a shame to hear that the human cannonball that lost his life the other day. His career was just taking off. |
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by phasta in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 46.4
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