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Jokes under Illness and mortality > Miscarriage

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I told my wife that she has to buy me a Father's Day present.

I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarriage? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in Events - Fathers Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 946


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My wife fell asleep on the sofa. Feeling a little naughty, I took a marker pen and wrote 'World's Worst Mum' on her forehead.

The next morning when she looked in the mirror she went mental.

I had no idea that having a miscarriage affects your sense of humour. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gazzytee in Illness and mortality - Miscarriage - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 816.6




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What's ten inches long with a big red head, that makes my girlfriend cry when I force it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mikey_M in Illness and mortality - Miscarriage - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 571


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I called my son a bloody disappointment today and the wife burst out in tears.

Apparently, she's sensitive over her miscarriage. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Zeetek in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 448.2


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What's the difference between Lily Allen and a MILF?

3 months. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ohshite in Celebrities - Lily Allen (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 418.4


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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby.

I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Swiss in Illness and mortality - Miscarriage - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 362


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My wife miscarried last night.

She really needs to brush up on her long division skills. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fistheadx36 in Illness and mortality - Miscarriage - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 359.6


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MSN news 'Lily Allen to enter 'baking contest'

Yeah right, as if she can keep a bun in the oven. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by goonerjamie94 in Celebrities - Lily Allen (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 355.8


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When my wife was pregnant for the first time we had a friendly bet going on whether it would be a pink or a blue.

I claimed victory on a technicality when it came out stillborn. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by boombyebye in Illness and mortality - Miscarriage - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 282.8


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What do you say to a woman who has just had a miscarriage?

For fuck's sake, can't you do anything right...? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TGS in Illness and mortality - Miscarriage - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 240.8



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